There’s some sort of joke to be had here about a Sweatpant Salesperson running a 50% off sale…but despite only being half the pants of their close relatives, these sweatshorts are 100% the real deal. Comfy for tossing on post-run so you don’t get sideways looks in the grocery store for your spandex, with deep pockets so your essentials stay locked down, they’re as functional as they are fashionable.