Half tights so perfect for the marathon* they could tell you it’s actually a 26.2028 mile race. Comfy, form-fitting, and with pockets big enough for 2,748 gels** so you’re physically incapable of bonking. What more do you want, you greedy bastard?
*you can also wear them for races that aren't the marathon, it'll just be less impressive when people ask what you did last weekend.
**we stopped counting at 2,748 gels, it was just getting excessive. you get the idea, they’re big pockets.